Cheaaa!!!

December 5, 2006

“I used to hit the kitchen lights, it was cock roaches everywhere/ now I hit the kitchen lights and marble floors everywhere………..”

Ya boy Jay Jenkins done, done it again. Yowsers! Last year I wasnt expecting his first album to be any good. Really I thought it was going to be shit, period. But I copped it anyways just based off the second single “And Then What” and because it was the only album I knew at the time that would have some bass blasting in my car…you know…so I could see the sco downs butts jiggle when I ride past ’em. Turns out that this bald-headed, ninja turtle looking guy had some real talent. Let’s Get It: Thug Motivation 101, has got to be one of the undeclared “classics” albums that have came out in a long time. I could actually listen to that cd all day long. It really does get better everytime I listen to it. Whats funny is I’ll never get tires of Jeezizzle’s ad-libs either (thhhattss rrriiiggghhhtt). He set the world on fire with Akon *nasal voice, konvict mmmmuuuzzzikkk* on “Sole Survivor” and became the unofficial King of New York, which is funny indeed since he’s from and resides in Georgia (notice I said the state not the city of Atlanta). All in all I knew the kid had a bright career as a rap star head of him, even is he considers himself a trapstar .

Recently I heard an advanced copy of his sophmore opus, “The Inspiration: Thug Motivation 102″ and I’ve came to this conclusion: many rappers fail to have or start a catalougue of music that outdoes itself and have a long shelf life each time. Yes, ladies and gents JEEZY  has indeed put out another album that is superior to an all ready superior first album. In a musical world of ” walk it outs, zooms, stuntin like peoples daddies, and folks show em what they got”, Young Zeezy has some how put out his version of Outkast classic second album “ATLiens”. This album a tad darker and more cinematic that the previous. He slowed the music down a bit, which aint that bad. He seems to have put himself in a small bracket of  few artists who actually either brings out the best in a producer or selects only the hottest tracks. As Jay-Z managed to form an artistic connection with timbaland and Just Blaze, Jeezy does the same with “Let’s Get It” producer Shawty Redd. I’m telling you,  the albums extremely hot tracks mostly come from this guy. Its amazing to hear their work.  I tell you one thing, those ninjas should take a whole year and a half and concote a ten track album and maybe have DJ Toomp do a track, and this ninja will have an “ILLMATIC” on his hands, trust. Like I said the rest of the album his hott especially the one track he did with Timmy (I dont know how he got him to stray from putting out pop shit and give him some of that “Come and Get Me” type shit) titled 3 a.m..  For the ladies, there’s no “Tear it up” record with a Lloyd singing guy on here. The closest thing to a song like that would be the standout track “What you talkin bout” produced by Mr. Collipark which is more akin to And The What. Of course Don Cannon (*cue echo* Cannon, cannon, cannon!)  had to give him some heat on Mr. 15.

Like I said the boy has a bright future ahead of him, his music his like whine, only for the true lover of it and the longer it exist the better it will become.

NAHAMEAN

2001: A Space Odyssey

December 5, 2006

They up outta here and I’m trying to go with em.

Smack THAT!!

December 5, 2006

Dont be shy big guy….you know you wanna palm that bootae.

On the same note, these sco downs appear to be models from Big Bear Rubes newly formed model agency specializing in bringing more voluptuous women to music videos.

NAHAMEAN

P.Y.T like’s to spread the LOVE!

December 5, 2006

please can I get an encore

NAWATALKINBOUT

Jay’s Lost Ones Video

December 5, 2006

Can I be in the video?: Throwback video of the day

December 4, 2006

Chronicles of an 80’s baby vol. 8

December 4, 2006

Being in my early twenties is the best thing since porn…..

* What the fux is she thinking?

* Snoop Doggs going to jail. I dont care what anybody else thinks, dudes been arrested on some felony-type shit 3 times now.

*David Lynch’s new trailer for his new nightmare is online now. Three words….WHAT THE FUX? (the post was or the fans man. For. The. Fans.

* This guys really out of his element isnt he?

* Wow…this is absolute blasphemy. LOL

* I told ya’ll light skin ninjas never will go out of style.

* Kanye recently referred to mixed women as ‘mutts’ in the recent ESSENCE issue and how they are the only pretty women.  He also goes on to say how ninjas in the hood refer to them as mutts as well. NERGO PLEASE! I aint never heard that shit used before and if I did, whoever it was being said to was Im pretty sure offended by it. All I can say your pussy levels have dropped down a notch my nig. It was ESSENCE Mag for christ sakes you dummy.

NAHMEAN

Jigga’s Mid-Life Crisis

December 4, 2006

Some guys buy expensive cars: check.    Some pick up hot young girlfriends: check  Some do entire albums dedicated to an entire age bracket of people who are old enough to have kids in their late teens: eh?

Jigga, Jigga, my ninja… Who would’ve ever thought it? Kingdome Come has got to be the most doo-bopish rap album ever. Dont get me wrong though, it was bound to happen sometime and what perfect artist  other than Jay-Z could’ve pulled off this career-ending trick to create an album of such  magnitude of a generational and social gap and sell it to the very audience who are so dumbed down that by the time the year 3000 hits the world would be like so.

See, I had to give it a thorough second listen. It was required because of the bafflement I had toward’s Hov’s latest opus. Not because I didnt get it the first time around. But because he had the audacity to return with this. I for one think this should’ve of been his last album (The Black one that is), with a few switcheroo of some songs…and bingo! He would’ve had the perfect timing for releasing a somewhat ‘classic’ album and he would’ve probably released a more raw Reasonable Doubt-ish album that would solitify him as the best rappper/artist ever. But that wasnt the case so it was fun at least thinking about it. Now to the album…this guy’s music is almost equivalent to Bill Murray’s recent  endeavors into grown-men with real problems cinema, except the latter actually put out classic material. But like Bill’s films have an order from least to greatest, I guess it safe to say Kingdome Come falls right in with ‘The Life and Maturation of Jay-Zissou. The guy really did come back wearing the 4-5.

I guess having an album almost being entirely influenced by another 40 year-old man, Dr. Dre (who seems to be producing music at the slowest and most meticulous rate ever, only to come up with mediorce one-two step head nod beats) kind of rubs off you a bit. I mean come on, I dont care what female says that “Hollywood” with is boo Bee-easy( who seems to be going “Hollywood” herself as her once thounderous thighs have turn to mere sticks and lighting bolts) is one of the hot tracks on the album, real Jay fans would take Bonnie and Clyde 03 than this new garbage. Pharrell once again has provided rushed sounding material with the Usher influenced “Anything” courtesy minus Chad Hugo (they make up for it though on the Clispe new album). Just Blaze did a good job though by helping Hov maintain his youth somewhat. “30 Something”….was the shit, I’ll give it to Dre on that one even thought is sounds like it came from the cutting room floor of 2001. “Beach Chair” was the only song to me that made me realise that this album is maybe just an experiment into adult-oriented Hip Hop and the results to the experiement shall be great in the future. Really I know you said, you “already had the summer, its the winters turn”, but all the albums that have been released closed to the summer was better than this half ass job. So it looks like you need to go steal her back from your boy Jimmy. But dont worry Hov…..at least CT gets you although I do think you’ve been on myspace

NAWATALKINBOUT

QB TRUE G

December 1, 2006

Heard this and it brought back memories of the Firm.

(On another note, I know The Game is probably a little salty he only gets to “guest rap” on Dre’s shit.)

Nas ft. The Game- Huslters (new title)

NAHAMEAN

Do you want more???

December 1, 2006

Please Eddy dont fuck this up……I can hear the sweet music now: Dun Dun Dunta dun dun Dunta dun Dunta dun dun dun!!!

NAWATALKINBOUT